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    Default Haiku Error Messages

    Okay folks, submit your "Error Message Haikus" for fun and glory.

    For those of you that do not know what a Haiku is:

    Haiku is a type of Japanese Poetry. In Japan, they write them on one line, and count sounds, not syllables, but in Western Cultures we generally write them on 3 lines. The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has 5 syllables as well.

    I'll go ahead and start off the thread.


    Yesterday it worked

    Today it is not working

    Web sites are like that.


    Last edited by Matt; 03-11-2008 at 11:16 PM.
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    Matt is far away.
    cPanel updates kernel.
    Glowhost burns in hell

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    Hey John-Marc that is not an error message that a computer might give. Good one though. hehe.

    Did you need that file?
    It might be very useful
    But now it is gone
    Last edited by Matt; 03-13-2008 at 11:28 PM. Reason: User requested a change
    Hi!

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    Oh what a pity.
    I am the Blue Screen of Death.
    No one hears your screams.
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    We're sorry to say
    Blue Screen exceeded bandwidth
    Someone heard my screams!
    Thank you,
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    LOL. Okay, how about:

    Good news for your host.
    Page says bandwidth exceeded.
    Time for an upgrade.
    Last edited by Matt; 03-30-2008 at 03:12 AM.
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    Sorry backup failed!
    Must restart your computer.
    All work will be lost.



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    Congratulations!
    Upgrade has been successful.
    Please restart system.
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    System Is Frozen.
    Control, Alt, Delete? Ha Ha.
    They Won't Help You Now.
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    Now we are playin'
    Thought we were on a strict rule
    Yeah! Ready to play!
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