Haiku Error Messages

[Matt]

Okay folks, submit your "Error Message Haikus" for fun and glory.

For those of you that do not know what a Haiku is:

Haiku is a type of Japanese Poetry. In Japan, they write them on one line, and count sounds, not syllables, but in Western Cultures we generally write them on 3 lines. The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has 5 syllables as well.

I'll go ahead and start off the thread.

Yesterday it worked

Today it is not working

Web sites are like that.

[jmarcv]

Matt is far away.
cPanel updates kernel.
Glowhost burns in hell

[trickyBizzness]

Hey John-Marc that is not an error message that a computer might give. Good one though. hehe.

Did you need that file?
It might be very useful
But now it is gone

[Matt]

Oh what a pity.

I am the Blue Screen of Death.

No one hears your screams.

[rlhanson]

We're sorry to say
Blue Screen exceeded bandwidth
Someone heard my screams!

[Matt]

LOL. Okay, how about:

Good news for your host.
Page says bandwidth exceeded.
Time for an upgrade.

[Websync]

Sorry backup failed!
Must restart your computer.
All work will be lost.

[rlhanson]

Congratulations!
Upgrade has been successful.
Please restart system.

[Matt]

System Is Frozen.
Control, Alt, Delete? Ha Ha.
They Won't Help You Now.

[rlhanson]

Now we are playin'
Thought we were on a strict rule
Yeah! Ready to play!