Haiku Error Messages

[Matt]

Okay folks, submit your "Error Message Haikus" for fun and glory.

For those of you that do not know what a Haiku is:

Haiku is a type of Japanese Poetry. In Japan, they write them on one line, and count sounds, not syllables, but in Western Cultures we generally write them on 3 lines. The first line has 5 syllables, the second line has 7 syllables, and the third line has 5 syllables as well.

I'll go ahead and start off the thread.

Yesterday it worked

Today it is not working

Web sites are like that.