Thanks for the input!

I'm adding the alt text; I'm sure that's not the only thing I forgot to do!

It hadn't occurred to me that "coming soon" could look like there's "no one home." I'll definitely take that into account.

Even though it's not perfect, I feel like I've come a long way with it - and there's no way I could have done it without all the help I've received from the GlowHost Community. You guys are the best!